REAL LEGO sex

I wish I could watch LEGO have sex, ya know? And I'm talking about REAL sex, not some guy clacking these little people against each other against their will. I want to see sentient LEGO people have consensual sex. And I want it to be a very voyeuristic experience. I don't want the LEGO people to know I'm watching them, to know that I know they come alive when no one is around. I want to peep on them. I want them to go into the little sex house I built for them and have nasty, wild LEGO sex. That's what I want to see. Is that so hard? Is that so much to ask?